Tired of working your fingers to the bone updating your status on twitter?
Wish you could tweet 24/7, but don’t always have both hands free?
Frustrated that you sometimes have to go offline, and your twitter account goes for a full minute, or gasp! an hour without an update?
We have the answer for you!
Introducing the Butt Tweeter TM. Put this handy device in your back pocket and let your buns do the talking.
Listen to what some of our happy customers have to say:
@argylejegirl: I no longer have to worry about fumbling on the field. With New Butt Tweeter, it’s easy to keep score.
Butt Tweeter TM is the only texting device approved for use while driving. Don’t let a quick trip to the store interrupt your valuable twitter time!
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Butt Tweeter TM is the only hands-free device that works every time, everywhere, all day long!
@sarahbellumd says: Who needs high priced tutors? With Butt Tweeter, I can do math anywhere, anytime, and my grades have never been better!
Can’t tweet in class, in church, or at the dinner table? With Butt Tweeter TM, you’ll be able to tweet 24/7, and tell everyone exactly how you feel, no matter where you are!
How does it work? Just install our free Butt Tweeter TM application on any SMS-enabled device or smartphone, place the phone in your back pocket, and you’re good to go.
Don’t have a back pocket? No problem! Our universal adapter fits any size phone, and is adjustable to fit even the largest derriere!
What are you waiting for? Get your Butt Tweeter TM today, and keep on tweeting!
Disclaimer: Some assembly required. Your mileage may vary. Use of Butt Tweeter TM with drugs or alcohol may result in negative repercussions. Do not use in the shower, or while sleeping. Don’t take wooden nickels. Removal of this tag may be punishable by law. Not for use by anyone under the age of 18, or over the age of 65. Batteries not included. No animals were harmed in testing this device. No warranty is made to the accuracy of any statements herein. Consult a doctor before using. Remember the Alamo.