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If you’re offended by naughty words, skip this post. People get mad at us from time to time for what we publish here, so you should probably block this entire blog while you have the chance.


Do you remember when you were a kid and you learned your first swear word? That’s when you started to feel like a grown up, since kids weren’t allowed to swear. Okay, we’re talking about the olden days, here, because all kids nowadays have potty mouths. But, way back then, we didn’t necessarily understand what the word meant, just that we weren’t supposed to use it. So we’d use it as much as possible, in every other sentence, whether or not it fit, or made the slightest bit of sense. It just felt dirty, and nasty, and completely wrong, which made it absolutely wonderful.

Some people take swearing to a level that even sailors in foreign ports would find impressive. That’s talent. In an effort to get to the top potty mouth on cursebird.com, one such person has made it a full-time job. ThinkingStiff shares the story of his quest to climb to the top of Cursebird, and keep that treasured spot. There are others who have given him a run for his money, but Thinking Stiff is actually the least offensive naughty boy in the race.

We’ve mentioned Cursebird before, and it’s nice to see it’s still around, tracking all the swears on twitter. Cursebird even has their own trending stats at the top of the page so you can see which is the most popular swear on twitter.  F-bombs never trend on Twitter itself, even though it’s probably the most used word in the twitterverse.

In case Cursebird doesn’t offend you enough, there’s one site devoted to the use of the F-word as a plural noun. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Oh, yeah, and thanks to Mrs. Brown who taught us about plural nouns. It makes our blog sound kinda classy. You’re %$@#* awesome.

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