twitter fail blog

Sometimes it’s really hard to condense a complete thought into just 140 characters. We write, rewrite, and pare each tweet down to its bare essence. And then there’s @xBlogs who doesn’t get the concept at all.

We think maybe they heard about how the great speakers repeat stuff to give their words greater impact. Without tonality, inflection, and body language, though, it just doesn’t work. It’s just as exciting as lather, rinse, repeat.

Seriously, dude, you don’t need to repeat yourself. We got it. Tell your robot to chill. (What? You think a real person is posting those tweets? Nope, it’s a bot. We hate bots on twitter.)

Robots do exactly what you tell them to do, exactly the way you tell them to do it. When they end up making you look stupid on twitter, you have no one to blame but yourself.

That’s a message worth repeating, but, nah, we think you got it.

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