twitter fail blog

We never tried to get into Studio 54. Any club with a doorman whose main function is to keep the riff-raff out takes one look at us and sends us packing. 

Remember that scene in Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts tries to buy some clothes on Rodeo Drive and the saleswomen are rude to her? And how she went back to the hotel all upset because no one would let her buy anything? That’s why we don’t shop at the fancy stores. We can’t take that kind of rejection.

It looks like @GOnSHOPn has the same problem. We’re pretty much used to getting rejected by a bunch of rice cake eating, bottled water sipping size zeroes, but rejection by a short url service? That’s harsh. And pretty funny when it’s your entire twitter stream.

Now that we’re feeling all superior and stuff, we’re going to head to the Cherry Creek Mall to snub the bitches at Louis Vuitton.

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